My cousin Jaime is getting married this month. I can’t do much for money sadly but I thought I could do this.

Sadly, it’s not the best picture. I just finished it and not ironed it or anything yet. I am going to iron and frame it myself (I think) unless Mom has someone she knows that will do it for about $50.

Now, I work on the alphaet series for my family for Christmas this year and in September I’ll start Chris’ (my other cousin and Jaime’s younger brother) wedding gift. His wedding announcement is totally different. I just hope it turns out nicely.

I’d love feedback on this.

1. When I heard S was going away for the long holiday weekend, I got upset but knew He needed the break.

2. Laughter isn’t always the best medicine. Sometimes you need a good cry, some ice cream and a movie.

3. It’s late, but nothing that is truly worth it can ever be too late.

4. My children are the center of my world, always. No one or anything in my life will ever be more important.

5. My eyes have seen too much strife and pain in the last weeks. Things haven’t been healthy at home and we are barely speaking. Then again, what else is new?

6. I dislike peas and cauliflower strongly.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to coming home after work, tomorrow my plans include working then coming home to an empty house since Shawn and the kids are going to his folks place to clean it out and have a garage sale and Sunday, I want to relax but sadly I have to work all day and can’t. So I’ll work and come home and try to enjoy some peace before working again on Monday!

The weekly installment of FUN and thinking before you blog!

1. When you close a door, do you close it quick and just let it slam or do you hold the knob and slowly shut it tight?
– Neither, I give it a gentle shove and it close semi quietly. Slamming doors is a no-no in my house, and the door has to be shut to the bedrooms because the fucking dog will chew shit up.

2.Train A is moving at 60 miles an hour. Train B is moving at 22 miles an hour. They will pass each other at X time. Now what color shoes are you wearing when train A derails?
– Flip flops come in a variety of colors. What outfit am I wearing? Wait, am I going south to a warm climate, what am I wearing? Who am I going to see?

3. What if M&M’s grew on trees? What color M&M tree would you have?
– I don’t believe in M&M prejudice, all colors are equally yummy to me.

4. How many petals on a flower does it take to make it the perfect bloom?
– However many are on the flowers my kids or my SO give me.

5. I took you to spend $421.67 on you, what did we spend that money on?
– Actually you got me a gift card for Stockroom.com or some other totally kinky store like that and I got all the fetish gear I could.

6. If you were a squash, what type of squash would you be?
– The kind you bake with butter and brown sugar and can’t resist.

7. Have you ever gotten a wrong number call and ended up talking to the person for longer than 5 minutes?
– Yeah prolly 15yrs ago, and I ended up dating the guy for 6mths, lol

8. Why haven’t you joined Berleen & Kimber at Insanity Cafe yet? Do we stink?
– What!?!? There’s a place I can get to know Kimber and Berleen PERSONALLY?????? NO WAY!!!!

9. Now for one of Ber’s questions back when TT was brand new… Shampoo bottles say lather, rinse, repeat… do you?
– Only if my hair is really scuzzy. Somedays you just need to repeat.

10. It’s July, the year is half over. Do you see it as “whew that part is over” or best is yet to come?
– *frowns* If I missed the best part of the year already, I have serious issues.

11. Why do you do the Thursday Thunks meme?
– I like memes. I like to do the ones that are fun and make me think but also where I can reveal bits of myself, maybe meet some cool folks *like Kimber and Berleen* and it’s a regular post and it makes S happy.

What I lack in posting, I make up for in real time drama with a pre teen age daughter that thinks the fucking world revolves around her. She has stooped to lying over ridiculous shit and today was the wrong damn day to piss me off.

I have just got done screaming at said child and sent her to her room. She will remain there tomorrow with nothing but a book to read or she can organize her room (which we all know won’t happen) and make it the way I want it.

Either way, the mouthy shit isn’t leaving her room unless its to piss or eat.

Now, I am off to drown my sorrows in a huge bowl of ice cream and then go pass the fuck out in bed.

1. How many speeding tickets have you had? Accidents?
– S will likely roll His eyes and scoff not believing my answer but I’ve only had 2 speeding tickets since I’ve had a license. I’ve been in about 6 car accidents, only 1 I was driving in and it wasn’t my fault.

2. Boxers, briefs or commando?
– I wear the girlie boycut boxers. I wear them to bed too but I have a distinct feeling I’ll be commando alot more if S has His way.

3. Have you ever had sex in your office or your place of employment?
– I’ve never had sex where I worked but I’ve done just about everything else.

4. Do you or your so own a motorcycle? Do you ever ride one? Do you wear a helmet when you ride?
– I don’t and none of my SO’s at any time ever owned one. I was almost born on one though, thanks to my fathers shitty driving at the time. The few times I’ve been on any kind of motor bike I’ve worn a helmet, all but once. My dad flipped me over the handlebars of the 3 wheeler he had back in the 70s.

5. Ever been skinny dipping?
– Nope, never.

Bonus: Ever been arrested? Turned someone in/had someone arrested?
– Yep, I’m a convicted felon actually. Long story but it was for a non violent offense. I don’t turn folks in, unless its my ex for non payment of support.