Sake of Sanity

Found this one at luna. This one is interesting.

The wildest sexual aid I have ever used was: a male blow up doll

The most pleasure I have ever had with a foreign object was: read above, it was actually pretty damn good ..

The last sexual request I refused was: from Shawn. I wasn’t interested, still not interested

The last sexual request someone refused me was: again Shawn but that was weeks ago and I just used toys instead. Problem solved.

The thought of making love during pregnancy makes me: happy. I had great intense sex while pregnant.

The thought of making love during “that time of the month” leaves me: well if you can walk thru mud, you can fuck thru blood.

My favorite fantasy involving a hot tub is: using the jets to help me as I’m being fucked from behind (or in my ass) and the pressure of the water urging the orgasm forward. You get the idea.

My favorite fantasy involving a romantic location is: a trip anywhere with the one I love, seeing places Ive never seen and having fantastic sex just about everywhere we can get away with.

My favorite fantasy involving a famous man is: I have a bit of a crush on Stuart Townsend, still find Brad Pitt hot and damn if Hugh Jackman isn’t the sexiest man with claws ever. I’d enjoy a tumble with any of them.

My favorite fantasy involving a man I know is: *smirk*

My favorite fantasy involving a woman I know is: I love Domme porn. I check Chanta’s Bitches every week. I totally would love that, all but the eating ass thing. No thanks.

The last time a man tried to pick me up was: Excluding the jokers in IRC, 4 weeks ago at my job.

My favorite fantasy involving sex in a public place is…in the woods and tied to a tree “Secretary” style. (I had to agree with luna, and then some. Ive turned into a kinky thing)

The most public place I ever made love was: Either Lakeview Square Mall or one of the girls bathrooms at my high school or .. Oak Hill Cemetary on a tomb above ground.

When I finally lost my virginity, I was: 16 and it was prolonged, intense, gentle, caring and my god I had my first sexual orgasm.

I think the maximum number of men I am physically capable of making love to in a single day is: 1.. I’m not a whore or hooker. My sexual being isn’t shared with anyone with a few dollars in their pocket or spare time.

I really like having a tongue stuck in on my: breasts, lips, cunt. Explore me. I am the highway.

I really hate having a tongue stuck in my: ear. Oh god me too. Get the fuck outta my ear and eat my cunt or kiss me. Jeeze.

Do this if you want but let me know so I can read your answers.

I opted myself in for this only because the questions are amusing. Yes I’ll be tagging 3 people.

 The Rules:
1. You must include this link, Sex Talk - Sex Advice for Men
2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained.
3. You must tag three people.

1. Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
I’m way more of a sex at night person. I can crash after mind numbing orgasms and sleep in a happy blissful state. Though, morning sex can invigorate and start the day off better then coffee.

2. Better Sex Music - Sade or Marvin Gaye?
Neither. I’m not a fan.

3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Videos?
Ohhh hot naughty pix capture stills. This is one of those times that seeing the mechanics of sex isn’t good. Thats what porn is for.

4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr. Doug Ross or Dr. Greg House?
I like the dark rugged handsomeness of Dr Doug Ross. What can I say?

5. Vibrator or Dildo?
Vibe. Two jobs, one tool.

6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
Lights on. I love my eye contact. However, I do enjoy lights off too so that I can wallow in what I’m feeling with no visual distraction. (I had to agree with the previous persons statement here. Although, again I’m a night sex person so usually lights off)

7. Word Preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Both. I use them both and often, especially in reference to females I hate. :)

8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
Um, spank me ANYTIME. I’m a spanko!

9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Aeroplane?
Hmm, well bathrooms on airplanes are too small really. There’s cameras in elevators. I’m game for either.

10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North?
How about, um no.

11. Word Preference? Cock or dick?
Well, my exhusbands are dicks, and I don’t fuck their cocks anymore. Hows that to show you which I prefer?

12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson?
Who cares? Both skanks.

13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Yes please!

14. Give Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex?
Honestly, my mouth is NOT going near ANYONES ass. Fuck my ass, thats fine. Kthanxbi.

15. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs?
I was a stripper. Next.

16. Which Threesome - Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
This goes hand in hand with my not being a fan of poly. Neither. I dont share. Im a stuck up bitch.

17. Flavoured Oil or Tingling Oil?
All of the above

18. Pearl Necklace or Swallow?
I dont want that slimy mess on me. Ill drink thanks.

19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex With a Stranger?
LOL .. sex while watching. Why not entertain the masses.

20. Tied to the Bed or to a St Andrew’s Cross?
Done the bed thing, lets try the Cross. I’m not picky.

As for me that concludes my opinions being aired. Now, I warned you I’d tag folks. So lets see whos game and will do it.

Kitten In Chains
Jilly
luna

Well, it’s offical. Lauren and Logan are in Little League. Today was opening day and we are ready to start the season. Once the offical pictures come in, I’ll share them. The kids are excited and happy to be a part of the community. This is the first time we’ve been able to do this and really try to let the kids feel at home where we live. I’m happy for the kids and I like feeling a part of the area too.

I go back to work this week. Thank God. I have a long week ahead of me and I’m anxious to get back to work and really settle in. Plus, I need the money.

Just a heads up, there will be password protected posts. I’ve not conquered the whole thing to do with users and post levels. I’ll eventually figure it out or get someone to help me. Until then, if you see a passworded post, please, write me and ask for the password. I will share it with you so that you can see what I have to say. There’s just a few folks I wish to keep certain areas of my life protected. I have finally hit the point of no return. Note that my posts are very bland, mild and no descript. I don’t post much personal information because I have one .. 1 .. person that can’t seem to leave me the fuck alone and deal with their own life and issues. Instead, I have to censor myself and keep parts of my life private and make you all get a password to read it. I apologize for this. It sucks and its horrible to have to do but it’s the only way to ensure some privacy.

Ok I’m off for now. I have to get ready to play cards tonight, Lauren has a friend over for the night and Mimi is having digestive issues. Too much shit to do and very little time to do it, so it seems.

So I have to learn to change a bit. Sure, I can do that. I no longer have my peaceful private time in the mornings. Shawn is here to do things that I normally do and able to split the child rearing responsibilities.

He’s been taking Lauren to the bus stop, helping Logan get ready for school each day and taking the dogs out for their first morning potty. It’s rather nice actually. I like not having to do it all. But there is a down side to this.

He is constantly bitching. He bitches about the house, the kids, everything. I don’t do things the same way or on the same time schedule. We left in a hurry yesterday to Logans teeball practice. Last night was uniform issue and I wanted to go. I ended up helping in the concession stand doing uniforms and basic concessions. So the dinner dishes were left on the stove and in the sink. By the time we got home, it was time to get kids in bed, let dogs out from being locked up and settle down ourselves. So the dinner dishes and once we were home, he complained but said he “forgave” me because we ran out so quickly. Hi, you live here too. Are you broken?

He is trying to be SuperParent and its slowly grating on my nerves. He seems to think I do nothing around the house. He feels that he’s doing it all right now. Um, then how did he get clean clothes, dinner the last few nights and get the trampoline up yesterday? *raises hand* Yeah that was me.

He is doing a great job but I want him to do a great job .. at a JOB. My time at home in the mornings is sacred. It’s MY time to start my day, like most do with coffee. I sit back with my water, use google reader and catch up on my blogs (that support RSS Feeds, if you don’t then I don’t bother to read you, with the exception of dieflyn cuz I have to log in to read hers) and go through my 3 email addresses and filter through the junk.

But that ends up being an issues if I’m here long as well. I can’t win. It’s annoying and is starting to irritate me majorly. Shawn has applied at a couple places and he’s not done yet. Not by a long shot. I want him working, asap. I want him out of my hair so I can get back to my normal routine. I dig my mornings and the peace and quiet. One day a week Logan watches tv in his room (Tuesdays) so I can DJ in peace and the rest of the time I split my attention between him and the pc. It works. He’s disrupting the flow.

So now I learn to adjust my schedule and such .. temporarily. Hopefully soon (sooner rather then later plox kthnx) he will be working and my time can be MY time again.

Side note: Nate turned 14 on Sunday. I did the adult thing and at least emailed him. No response.

Side note: Things with my Dad are great. We talk constantly thru emails. He thinks my mom is a whack job too.

Side note: I need to get some sun. I look like a fucking ghost. I think I’ll brave the rays abit and try to add some color to my almost see through white skin and look like a normal human instead of almost albino.  Oh and I’m going to color my hair. Maybe I’ll even allow Shawn to take a picture or two of me and I’ll post them. It seriously depends. I hate getting my picture taken.

Ok off to be somewhat social and get motivated. God I need a Mt Dew.