Sex Talk Meme
I opted myself in for this only because the questions are amusing. Yes I’ll be tagging 3 people.
The Rules:
1. You must include this link, Sex Talk - Sex Advice for Men
2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained.
3. You must tag three people.
1. Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
I’m way more of a sex at night person. I can crash after mind numbing orgasms and sleep in a happy blissful state. Though, morning sex can invigorate and start the day off better then coffee.
2. Better Sex Music - Sade or Marvin Gaye?
Neither. I’m not a fan.
3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Videos?
Ohhh hot naughty pix capture stills. This is one of those times that seeing the mechanics of sex isn’t good. Thats what porn is for.
4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr. Doug Ross or Dr. Greg House?
I like the dark rugged handsomeness of Dr Doug Ross. What can I say?
5. Vibrator or Dildo?
Vibe. Two jobs, one tool.
6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
Lights on. I love my eye contact. However, I do enjoy lights off too so that I can wallow in what I’m feeling with no visual distraction. (I had to agree with the previous persons statement here. Although, again I’m a night sex person so usually lights off)
7. Word Preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Both. I use them both and often, especially in reference to females I hate. :)
8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
Um, spank me ANYTIME. I’m a spanko!
9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Aeroplane?
Hmm, well bathrooms on airplanes are too small really. There’s cameras in elevators. I’m game for either.
10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North?
How about, um no.
11. Word Preference? Cock or dick?
Well, my exhusbands are dicks, and I don’t fuck their cocks anymore. Hows that to show you which I prefer?
12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson?
Who cares? Both skanks.
13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Yes please!
14. Give Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex?
Honestly, my mouth is NOT going near ANYONES ass. Fuck my ass, thats fine. Kthanxbi.
15. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs?
I was a stripper. Next.
16. Which Threesome - Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
This goes hand in hand with my not being a fan of poly. Neither. I dont share. Im a stuck up bitch.
17. Flavoured Oil or Tingling Oil?
All of the above
18. Pearl Necklace or Swallow?
I dont want that slimy mess on me. Ill drink thanks.
19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex With a Stranger?
LOL .. sex while watching. Why not entertain the masses.
20. Tied to the Bed or to a St Andrew’s Cross?
Done the bed thing, lets try the Cross. I’m not picky.
As for me that concludes my opinions being aired. Now, I warned you I’d tag folks. So lets see whos game and will do it.
*draws a number 4 and puts gina beside it when you’re not looking*
I will get to this I promise!!!!! I am on my way to Mammoth for a much needed rest (per G’s orders!) Will get to it as soon as I get back :) *hugs*