I have NO clue why I felt compelled to pick this back up… but I liked the questions.

Courtesy of Thursday Thunks

1. You walk into a room, someone turns and looks at you and laughs. What do you do?
– Look at them, make sure they see me, note a flaw of theirs, smirk and keep walking.

2. You find an egg, take it home and keep it warm. It hatches. What type of dinosaur is it? Do you keep it and name?
– Something that’s a herbivore and name it Bubba. Oh and its small, like.. dog sized.

3. Which superhero would you want to be related to and why?
– Well see, I don’t know. I thought WonderWoman at first but that’s only because in my mind she looks like Linda Carter and she was just stacked back in the day. But there’s so many cool women to look up to nowadays. But I’ll go with my gut. GO LINDA CARTER!

4. A drunken sailor comes up to you on the pier…he begins harassing you in a most repulsive way….what’ll be your defense?
– Be just as crude and crass back, fake that I give a damn and shove his ass in the water. Let that sober his ass up.

5. Entering a CLASS A piano bar, you’re encouraged to sing atop the grand instrument…you grab the microphone and sing…..
– Ella Fitzgerald “At Last”.

6. If you were a character in a Dr. Seuss book/movie, who would you be and why?
– Sam I-Am. Im a nagging bitch that way.

7. If you have just been called to be a substitute in the Winter Olympics for your country (apparently everyone else was busy), what sport(s) will you compete in?
– Oh see I’d be the color announcer. I’m not athletic at all. I’d be the one critiquing everything and making fun of the other countries outfits and stuff.

8. Did the audience from the piano bar in question #5 applaud when you were done with your song?
– Sure they do, they are forever grateful I’m done. I sound like a strangled cat.