Dear self,

You need to put up a blog post. No one knows that you’ve spoken to Nate recently. (Nate is my oldest that I rarely mention here so my readers may have no clue who it is) plus no one knows you cut 4+ inches off your hair.

Self, you are getting too lax with posting and should make more of an effort to update or the whole 3 ppl that read your blog will give you up for dead and move on.

*bitch slaps self*

Get to posting woman, you got an early day Monday and no excuse to not post something of real substance.

Love,

Self

P.S
Tuesday was Logan’s birthday and he turned 8, today is his party and the boys are going bowling. Shame you can’t go self, your sorry ass has to work :)