Per Bill (since I really have no choice LOL) I am back to doing this loverly meme every week. I have no idea why he wants it restarted but hey who am I to defy a direct order?

1. Have you ever broken something in someone’s home unknown to them and never told them? If yes, explain.

Well yes I have but it was a complete mistake. I was my friend’s house in Texas (I was like 12) and I broke her music box. I never had the guts to tell her it was me LOL! She thought her dog knocked it over, I let the dog take the blame.

2. What’s one sexual guilty pleasure that you wouldn’t openly tell your friends about? Why?

I totally love lesbian porn. Whether it’s just bondage or full on with toys, I am captivated by it. I can’t figure out why.

3. Take a peek over any celebrity’s shoulder in the bathroom…who are they and what are they reading?

Hmm yanno I pretty much fell out of touch with celebs. But Jesse James “How to cheat and NOT get caught!”

4. Roses are red, violets are blue…[finish this line with your own rhyme]

I love to have sex but not with you!

5. Do you believe in ghosts or other supernatural activity? Why or why not?

Absolutely! If you and I are here, who’s to say spirits aren’t? Plus have you watched Ghost Hunters or GHI lately??? Freaky shit, I tell ya!