Sake of Sanity

… or call it a toy review! Yep it’s been a few weeks since I’ve done one and this time I have a double!

So the other day my dear Shawn finally decided to it was time to get a little kinky. Now we all know how totally nilla he is, but this time he realized I NEED what I need and he was going to give it to me. It wasn’t much but for him it was a HUGE step.

In all honesty I wasn’t expecting it but then I found myself wrapped up in Japanese Restraint Kit. First off, the blindfold is worthless. I didn’t like it at all. Too stiff and the straps were just huge. That basically got tossed to the side and I’ll never use it again. But now the rope restraints are very nifty. Extremely soft to the touch, easy to use and down right comfortable. No this isn’t the clothes yard line outside kind of rope, its NIOCE. We looped it through the iron headboard and BAM instant restraint. With kids in the house, I like how quickly I can slide out of them on my own .. yanno.. JUST in case. But once in them I forgot I could and basically was captive to what ever he wanted to do.

Then just for giggles, he decided I need to be spanked and not just on my bottom. Oh no. He was thinking.. EVERYWHERE. The Leather and Fleece Paddle made its debut as well. Talk about kink overload for me. He is never this outgoing or anything but man he had game that day.

The Leather and Fleece Paddle is a top notch addition to my toy chest. I simply LOVE this item. It is durable, strong and yet small enough that it JUST fits into my toybox for hiding. The leather side gives a nice sting to flesh and fleece side does send a good jolt through the body but without the slap of leather.

Quite frankly I was surprised at how nicely the Leather and Fleece Paddle worked! It was just the right amount of slap and kiss. Shawn was very comfortable using it which was the other big bonus.

All in all, I love both the Japanese Restraint Kit and Leather and Fleece Paddle. They are wonderful toys that stick close to my bed. They have seen repeat preformances since their debuts in our bedroom.

Speaking of toys, I must have lost my report on the Flexi Felix! I could just slap myself for that. Sooooooooooooo expect a another Toy Review this week from me regarding the Flexi Felix.

As always, don’t forget to check out all the GREAT stuff at VibeReview. Great toys at fabulous prices. The coupon I mentioned previously STILL WORKS for a nice discount!

I’ve spent a great deal of time off the pc, in case you didn’t notice. I’ve been happily stitching the last few days and making beautiful progress on M-Designs “Sunny Summer”. I’m happy with the pattern and content to stitch on it daily.

I will be doing a rotation with another Breast Cancer Mandala (courtesy of Ink Circles) to work on to donate to the West Michigan Cancer Center in Kalamazoo. I’d like to do other colors for other forms of cancer to stitch and donate as well. If anyone has a site that shows the different colors of cancer ribbons, I’d appreciate it.

I got my threads from Carries Creations recently. I love her use of color. She is fearless in her dyes and finds beautiful color combinations.

Just in case it doesn’t show, I’m going to start adding some cross stitch related links. I’ve happily re embraced my stitching. I spent a handful of hours with Deb and she has found me tons of beautiful freebies (free patterns) and I’ve been on a downloading frenzy. I’m considering a trip to Stitching Bits & Bobs soon to finally see the store front and pick through all her goods. I told Shawn I’d like to go up for my birthday and see what kinds of new scissors I can find. (My lil gold stork scissors are dying fast)

For those that wanted to see a review this week, sorry. I’m not feeling so hot today and not going to do the review today. Expect it tomorrow. I’m trying to decide which item to review. I’m clueless and that doesn’t help much but I will get it done tomorrow and share it with you all.

For the time being, I am liking being distanced from the computer. I’m reconnecting with the most important person, myself. I have finding the small things inside myself that I forgot I liked so much and discovering old things that brought me joy.

Time to get around, feed animals and Logan and then settle in to watch some tv and stitch. I may scan my work and show it off later. :)

Heather at VibeReview is my personal shopper. Yep she is. I created my Wish List and she just shops from it to send me goodies. Well she sent me the Royal Princess. Dig this…

The Royal Princess is pretty darn nifty. How many vibes do you own that have 7 settings?

Firstly, don’t let the smaller shaft fool you. The Royal Princess packs a powerful punch. It is smaller then anything else I’ve ever owned. I was skeptical at first because I like some girth to my toys. The slim design is fantastic. The “bulb” just after the head is the key to my satisfaction.

I settled in to give the Royal Princess a try. The curved head is a nice treat and the smiley face on the head let me know that this was going to be fun. Before I even turned the Royal Princess on, I gave it a few strokes to see how well it hit my g-spot. O M G. Few toys hit it right or with the right feel but this one certainly did.

Another totally unexpected bonus to this toy, the PUSH BUTTON!! Gone are the twisting ends on a vibe, the Royal Princess gives you the ease you need! Push a button and select a setting. I worked my way through the various settings, giving each a few moments to see how they felt.

You have your basic 3 speeds of vibration. Standard. No surprises there. But then there was the pulsing. The 4 remaining settings were different pulses! I found the one that truly hit home (and tickled my g spot nicely) and let it take over. I forgot all else and rode the waves of fun home. OH HELL YEAH! Between the g-spot curve and the pulsing, I was flying high in no time and secretly praising the Royal Princess in my head.

The slim design is ease to use and curved head hits my spot just perfectly. The push button for the settings made use simple and quick. The Royal Princess took no time in going from just a toy to resting in my toybox.

Head over to VibeReview and check out all the great toys and accessories they have. Oh and my birthday is in 44 days, so if you’re not sure what to get me, shop my Wish List. Not that I’m hinting or anything. *GRINS*

Welcome to my first review for VibeReview! I was delighted at the box of goodies I received for my first review!

For my first “Try Me Out Tuesday” review, we start with the Miracle Massager .I have always wanted a wand toy of sorts. I’ve been planning a purchase for a couple of months so when this came out of the box I was elated! Finally a wand to try, oh and the folks at VibeReview even sent me the Miracle Massager Attachment as well.

Once I had a chance to check out the body of the Miracle Massager to make sure it was all ok from shipping, I eagerly plugged it in. The vibrations on low are VERY intense. I was shocked at the power the Miracle Massager had! I ran the toy around my breasts and found the vibrations very stimulating and enjoyable. I wandered lower and discovered just how intense the vibrations really were. The moment the red head hit my clit I was soaring. I was immediately rocking my hips. I was curious about the high setting so on we went and tried it out. WOW! I was launched to the very edge of climax. I had to back off and turn it back down. Figuring that I should take a moment to calm down, I reached for the Miracle Massager Attachment and opted to see how that felt. The material the Miracle Massager Attachment is made of is soft and supple. It slid in easily and warmed quickly to my own body temperature. On low, the attachment was comfortable, and the nubby head that rested on my clit was comfortable but still very arousing. The head of the Miracle Massager Attachment was sloped and rested perfectly on my g-spot. Once again, I kicked it on high and felt the nubs digging into my clit and the head pushing on my g-spot. I was shocked at the accuracy of how the head hit the g-spot perfectly.

The Miracle Massager and the Miracle Massager Attachment are a great duo. I loved the vibrations and the feel of the massager. I had multiple orgasms with the Miracle Massager - with and without the Miracle Massager Attachment .

For first time wand users, please take note. The intense vibrations can and will irritate the skin if lubricant is not used. (Don’t ask how I know this LOL) Also, consider that your hand is holding a instrument that is vibrating. I had lingering sensation in my hands for the better part of a hour. It was not entirely comfortable but not annoying either. The “bee” of the toy is loud on either high or low. It is loud enough to be heard but not so loud that it can’t be disguised. Over all I love my new Miracle Massager and would gladly recommend it to anyone that was looking for a quality toy for use alone or with a partner.

Pros:
Angled body design for ease of use alone.
Soft comfortable massage head.
2 speed settings
Long cord

Cons:
Vibration settings can be intense on hand and body
“Bee” can be loud

As for the Miracle Massager Attachment its all pros for me. Soft, supple, easy to slip on and off and comfortable for prolonged use.

I give the Miracle Massager and Miracle Massager Attachment a 9 out of 10!

Enjoy and be sure to check out all the other great items at VibeReview. Click on the button on the sidebar to get started!!!

I will give this the proper post soon but I’m thrilled to be a part of the VibeReview community. I am an offical reviewer now! WOO HOO!

I got my first box of goodies to try out and will be doing one review a week. I was given 3 new toys to try and review. I won’t tell you what I got but WOW was I impressed with the stuff I was given. My first review will be up within the week and available for public consumption. If you like what I review then by all means CLICK CLICK CLICK on the links I provide and check out their site!

More soon! Review forthcoming!